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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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broken-psycho-soul:

omg be my neighbors

broken-psycho-soul:

omg be my neighbors

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kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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barabait:

Please don’t ever think Hispanic people are not a minority and don’t need to be protected from racism and the way they’re represented in media

We are not cleaning ladies, we are not alcoholics, we do not mow your lawn, we are not exotic sexy mysteries for your white ass to unlock the secrets of

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mattressblowoutsale:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye West speaking to a class at the Los Angeles Trade Tech College 9/19/14

Kanye west is always dressing/standing like how I feel all the time

mattressblowoutsale:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye West speaking to a class at the Los Angeles Trade Tech College 9/19/14

Kanye west is always dressing/standing like how I feel all the time

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

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She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits

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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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"Be careful who you vent to."

— Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

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  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
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macklemorescrocs:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#well shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

*whispers* hail hydra

macklemorescrocs:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

*whispers* hail hydra

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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