I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you

- ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via b0wties-are-cool)

(Source: middle-earth-and-westeros)

How do you feel about "It's a metaphor" jokes blowing up on tumblr?



I think they are hilarious. I’m particularly fond of this one.

It still hurts at three a.m.

- Six Word Story  (via wtfnessa)

(Source: ex-pletives)



It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.




recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

need this pencil in my life



recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

need this pencil in my life

(Source: reddlr-trees)

Stop waiting for friday, for summer, for a boy to fall in love with you. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make something of the moment you’re in right now.

- e-stablish   (via w-ildfires)

(Source: realizes)


a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies)

You remember too much,
my mother said to me recently.
Why hold onto all that?

And I said,
Where do I put it down?

- Anne Carson, from “The Glass Essay (via thenisaidihateyou)

(Source: awritersruminations)

If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it.

- Erada  (via ambermozo)

(Source: thedailygrit)


when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

It’s just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.

- John Green, An Abundance of Katherines  (via hazwaters)

(Source: quoted-books)


As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.


i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere


I want someone to do pretentious stuff with. Someone to act deep and intellectual with.